Chris's Chronicles Book 3: Part 3:
New Millennium Surprises...
2000-2001- New Year's Eve- Seacouver

"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! Happy New Year!" Everyone at Joe's shouted as they hugged and kissed. It was the start of a new millennium and everyone was happy. Well, almost everyone.

"Happy New Year, Chris." Methos said hugging her.

"Same to you. I guess this makes the sixth millennium you've seen." Just then, Chris and Methos were soaked by champagne which Richie had been shaking and then hitting everyone with the foam as it spewed out. "Thanks a lot Richie." Jordan said as she hugged him and laughed. She took the bottle out of his hand and poured he rest of it over him.

"Hey aren't you guys forgetting something?" Cat asked, tapping her foot on the stage where she had been playing the drums earlier when Joe played a set.

"Yeah, someone deserves a few birthday spanks." Richie hollered. "Happy Birthday Cat!" he said as he threw her a beer. "Drink up, you're legal now!"

"Bout time! Throw me a six pack." She said as everyone laughed.

"Great!" Joe said laughing. "Between the new year and her 21st birthday, I'll be out of business before dawn."

Chris walked over to the bar and sat down on a stool. "Lighten up Joe, we are all just having some fun. Do not forget, this was your idea." She said as he handed her a beer.

"Chris, help!" Cat yelled. Chris looked over and saw Methos was holding Cat as Richie spanked her. All three of them were laughing.

"Guess that'll be you in a few days." Joe said laughing.

"No way is anyone going to give me 355 spanks at once. I am not crazy!"

"Hey guys, Chris just gave us permission to start her spanks now!

"Go for it Joe!" Methos yelled as he gave Chris a smile.

"Oh no." Chris protested as Joe came around the bar and started chasing her. After Richie and Methos had stopped spanking Cat, they joined in the chase. Chris ran behind Duncan for protection. "Mac help me. They have all lost it."

Duncan grabbed her and smiled. "Come and get it boys!"

"Anne, talk some sense into your man. How can he do this to one of his own students?"

"He does it to me too, besides he never listens to what I have to say."

Duncan grinned as he looked at Anne. "Watch it, you're next."

A few hours later, the party settled down and everyone left drunk, but happy. Chris and Joe were the only two left. "You don't have to stay, you can go." Joe said as he watched Chris clean up some of the mess her friends had left behind.

"No, I will help you clean up. It is only fair since I helped trashed the place."

The two cleaned in silence for awhile. They never did tell each other how they felt, and their friendship had backed off some. "Well," Joe said after an hour. "I'll leave the rest to the crew tomorrow. Do you think Cat is all right? She seemed pretty wasted when she left."

"She will be ok, I had Methos take her home. After she wakes up, I do not think she will decide that she has missed her days of drinking and partying all night."

"How about you, are you ok, to drive home?"

"I think I will walk, it is so nice out there. Cold but nice."

"I'll drive you home, if you want me too."

"I will be fine Joe, besides, I am not ready to head on home just yet, I want to walk and think of some things."

"Chris?"

"Yes Joe?"

"Never mind." He said as they walked to the door and he turned out the lights.

"You know I hate it when you do that Joe, what is it?"

Joe looked hesitant for a moment. "I was just going to say if you don't want to go home, you can come back to my place."

Chris smiled. "I would like that." She said as they got in his car and drove to his house.

When they got to Joe's he let them in and she sat on the couch. "Want anything to drink?" he asked. "I have some coke, tea, and beer, or I can make you some coffee."

"Coke is fine." She said. She noticed a keyboard in the corner of the room and stood up and started to play it. "Do you play?" she asked him as he brought her the coke.

"A little bit. You?"

"Not in a long time. After Will died, I left our piano in the house in Mexico and have not played since." She said as she started playing chopsticks. "And as you can see, my selection of songs I can play are limited."

Joe smiled and started to play the other part of the piece. When their hands met, he took it and smiled. "Chris look..."

"Joe, please do not say anything. This moment is perfect, and I do not want it ruined."

"I was just going to tell you my New Year's Resolution. Please let me." Chris nodded. "Actually it's been my resolution for a few years, but after tonight I promised it would be this year that I did it. Jordan Christine Renwyck-Vincente," he started as he took a deep breath. "I love you and I want to be with you tonight."

Chris looked at him and smiled it was the first time he had called her by her first name and to hear him say it gave her a warm feeling.. "I was wondering how long it would take you to tell me. The question is, do you mean it this time? Tomorrow are we going to go back to the way we have been?"

Joe looked at her with hurt in his eyes and then kissed her. "Not if you tell me you feel the same."

Chris smiled. "But I need to tell you something."

"If it's about you and Methos, I already know. If it's not, don't say a word, just let me make love to you." He said as he kissed her. Joe took her to the bedroom and turned the lights down low.

Joe kissed her lips, and tasted the champagne that she had been drinking. He knew she was covered in it, and he wanted to taste it. All of it. He probed his tongue against her lips, and when she opened her mouth, he slid his tongue in to find hers waiting for his. He slowly started to undo the buttons on her dress, and as it fell to the floor, he smiled when he saw she didn't have anything on under. He made his way down her neck kissing and licking until he had reached her nipples. Chris couldn't help but giggle as Joe's beard tickled her. The feel of her chest vibrating at his tickling made him even more aroused then he was.

He started to kiss each breast, alternating between sucking and lightly nibbling while the other breast was being massaged with his hand. Jordan threw her head back in pleasure and softly moaned. "Joe..."

"Shhh...." he said as he made his way back to her lips. Their tongues danced together in unison as he slid his hand slowly down her body between her legs. Chris opened her legs a bit to allow him access and moaned as he found her nerve center. He slowly inserted a finger while continuing to rub her clit until he felt her start to tremble. He laid her on the bed and slowly undid his jeans and took off his shirt.

Chris stared at his manhood and smiled as she noticed the reaction Joe had as he realized she was staring. As he started to move over her, she took his manhood in his hand and massaged it between her thighs. "Are you ok?" she asked concerned when she saw him grimace. He nodded and they rolled over to where she was on top. She kissed her way down his chest, kissing each nipple until she mad her way between his legs. Before she took him in her mouth, she helped him take off his prosthetics. She licked the underside of his shaft and then lightly nibbled on his head. Now it was Joe's turn to moan.

The nibbling, sucking, and her massaging his testicles was almost to much for him to bare. "Chris, please." He said.

She knew what he meant as moved her way upward, finding his mouth and passionatly attacked it. She started to kiss him and slid Joe into in one movement then staying still to let herself adjust to his length. It had been so long since she had had a lover, and when she was ready, she sat up rocking back and forth.

Joe reached up and played with her nipples with one hand and the other found it's way back to her nerve center. He could feel her muscles tighten around him as she moved up and down on his shaft. As her muscles started to relax after hitting her climax once, she increased the speed determined to make Joe feel the pleasure of her fully. Finally, they rolled over and Joe thrusted deep into her. He could feel her getting tight again, and as she climaxed once more, it sent him over the edge as he pumped his love into her.

Afterwards, they laid next to each other with his arms wrapped around her as her head rested against her shoulder. "Chris?"

"Yes Joe?" she said barely awake.

"Happy new year."

She turned her head so she could look him in the eyes. "The same to you, and Joe."

"Yes Chris."

"I love you too." She said as she kissed him softly on the lips and fell asleep.

Later that morning, Chris left Joe's house happy. They had slept most of the night and when they woke, they made love again. When she got to her apartment, she was surprised to find Methos sleeping on the couch. She quietly went to Cat's room and checked on her and then went to hers to take a shower. She had attempted to take one at Joe's to wash off the champagne, but the attempt was diverted. When the water ran cold, she got out of bed and put on a tank top and her favorite pair of cutoff sweats and headed towards the kitchen to fix breakfast.

"Good Morning." Methos said as he grabbed her hand as she walked by the couch.

"That it is." She said.

Methos pulled her around to the other side of the couch and patted for her to sit down. "I guess I don't need to ask where you've been or what you've been doing, it's written all over your face."

Chris ran her fingers through her hair and tried to hide the smile that she knew would give her away. "We did a lot of talking."

"Then why do you smell like smoke?"

"You remembered?" she said letting the grin take over her face.

"How could I forget. You're the only person I know that smokes both after and during sex."

"Well, after anyway." She said as her grin got wider. "How is Cat doing?"

"She'll be nursing one hell of a hangover, but other than that she's gone crazy. You know sometimes when I look at her and see how she acts, I think she'll stay 15 forever."

"What did she do now?"

"She gave me a nickname."

"What is wrong with that?"

"It's how she gave it to me and what the name is. She had thrown up all over my shirt, and I had to take it off. Well, she being as drunk as she was, retreated back to her old days, and started rubbing her hand across my chest. The next thing I knew she was calling me..."

"Morning Chris. Morning Meaty."

"Meaty?" Chris said trying to hold back her laughter. "Well that explains why your wearing my sweatshirt. Happy Birthday Cat." She said standing up and walking to the kitchen. She turned the coffee pot on, and poured a glass of water for Cat.

"Don't remind me. I'm still in pain." She said as she grinned and rubbed her backside. "I'm surprised you can even sit down after all the ones you got." She said as Chris sat at the kitchen table.

"If anyone tries to do it again Wednesday, I will behead them on the spot. And it is all your fault," she said looking at Methos. "Meaty!"

"Mine?!? Why's that?" he said flashing her that 'but I'm sweet and innocent' look.

"Telling Joe to go for it."

"But I'm sure you paid him back for it, right?"

Chris grinned as she poured herself some coffee. "It was definitely worth all of it."

"Why am I always the one left in the dark about things? Would someone like to tell me what you're talking about? I am an adult now in case you guys forgot."

"Remember a few years ago, you asked me a question and I told you I would let you know after Joe?" Cat shook her head and then when she realized what Chris was talking about, a grin spread across her face.

"Now who's being left out in the dark? What, were you comparing all your Immortal Lovers to your mortal ones?"

"Only the recent ones. Starting with you."

"Ok, that's it." He said as he threw his arms up. "I'm leaving now, I don't think I want to stick around for this conversation." He said laughing as he walked towards the door.

"I am not through talking to you." Chris said as he walked out.

"Bye." He said as he stuck his hand through the door and waved and then shut it.

"Well?" Cat said wide eyed pouring herself a cup of coffee and putting the water glass in the sink.

"Well what? Which of the three is better?" Cat nodded. "I am not one to kiss and tell." She said laughing.

"Come on Chris. We share everything. Why won't you tell me?"

"Because we have to be at the dojo in twenty minutes. Now get dressed and I will see you in a few."

"But..." Cat protested.

"Later."